Appearance of the plants

When you grow these seeds the plants look unusual compared to typical cannabis. The leaves may be slender, odd or even look a little like herbs instead of thick cannabis leaves. The structure tends to stay more compact with clear spacing between nodes, not a bushy jungle. Some plants grow upright, others branch out a bit, but all keep a manageable size. Under cooler temps some phenotypes might even blush purple. The flowers show nice density, and the sparse leaf mass means you can see the buds well. It is a strange but fascinating look coming from regular cannabis seeds.

The taste & smell

The smell and taste coming from Fast Crazy Bastard are quite lively but not wild. Think of a mix between sour and sweet, with a touch of citrus and maybe a hint of pine or apple. The scent is fresh, a little sharp, but not too heavy or messy. When you smell the buds or smoke them gently you get a clean mix of tangy and earthy tones. It does not smell like a plain old plant. It feels different. The balanced aroma fits well with that odd leaf shape and reminds you this plant is not ordinary.

Effects

Fast Crazy Bastard delivers a solid, clear high that hits you with a nice balance. Because its background is mixed with hybrids and maybe even autoflower traits, the effect tends to be smooth with a steady lift rather than a heavy weigh-down. You might feel a pleasant wave of calmness, maybe some relaxation but not a total crash. It wakes you up enough to feel light but also lets you chill. There is no official THC or CBD number from what I saw for this strain, so strength will vary a bit depending on how you grow it and which phenotype you get.

Growing characteristics/yield

These cannabis seeds are fairly easy to grow and are built to handle stress. The flowering time is about 65 to 70 days from seed. Because of the lighter leaf mass and compact structure trimming and pruning is easier than with many other strains. Expect medium yields indoors or outdoors, nothing super crazy but solid for a plant that is flexible and resilient. The plants stay at a medium height, so you don’t need huge space to grow them. For a grower who wants a quick grow that handles itself with little fuss, Fast Crazy Bastard is a fine choice.